QUESTIONS?

Top Questions

Why produced in France?

This is the only place on Earth with the required... je ne sais quoi.

Who can accept delivery?

The person who placed the order must be present at time of delivery, with proof of age.

What if I want to change my subscription?

At anytime you may log onto your account and click on 'Manage Subscription' to adjust products, delivery schedule, or even cancel subscription at anytime. There's no obligation.

FULL refund if I'm not 100% satisfied? Really?

We're extremely confident you'll fall in love with us. But if you're not a fan for ANY reason we're more than happy to offer a full one-time refund in the amount of one order. (exact policy can be found at the bottom of the checkout page)

Vodka

Why produced in France?

This is the only place on Earth with the required... je ne sais quoi.

Is Mariette gluten-free?

While our distillation process removes 99% of gluten, we don't recommend drinking Mariette if you have a medical aversion.

Does vodka go bad?

Never!

Has Vodka Mariette ever won any awards?

Yes, but we care more about your opinions than that of a few snooty judges. So please read or add a review on our product page!

Are there more product options for order coming soon?

Oh yeah- just wait until you see what's up our sleeves... sign up for our newsletter below to be updated.

Delivery

Who can accept delivery?

The person who placed the order must be present at time of delivery, with proof of age.

What do I do if I only received ONE of my purchases?

From time to time we'll ship multiple products of the same order separately for efficiency. If the other vodka(s) don't arrive within 24 hours, contact us.

What if there is an issue with my delivery?

Whether your order is late, doesn't show, or arrives with a problem, contact us via the Chat button on the site so we may rectify the situation.

When will you deliver to my city?

We have a reputation for being fashionably late. But very soon- subscribe to our newsletter to be notified.

Can I also buy Mariette in stores and bars?

Oui! Vodka Mariette can be found in a plethora of brick and mortar establishments.

Account

MUST I make an account?

Yes, accounts are required.

Are taxes included in the price?

No : ( standard sales tax for your area is calculated and added to total product cost at checkout.

What if I want to change my subscription?

At anytime you may log onto your account and click on 'Manage Subscription' to adjust products, delivery schedule, or even cancel subscription at anytime. There's no obligation.

What are the subscription delivery options?

When you choose to subscribe, Vodka Mariette can be delivered every 2 weeks, every 4 weeks, every 6 weeks or every 8 weeks. Click the drop down menu above the "Add to Cart" button and next to "Deliver every" and choose your package frequency (which can be changed anytime by logging into your account). 

FULL refund if I'm not 100% satisfied? Really?

We're extremely confident you'll fall in love with us. But if you're not a fan for ANY reason we're more than happy to offer a full one-time refund in the amount of one order. (exact policy can be found at the bottom of the checkout page)

Legalities

Is Vodka Mariette approved for consumption?

With formula and packaging approved by the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, there is no need to worry about going blind.

Do you adhere to the 3-tier regulatory system?

While our business model is quite unique (some would say revolutionary), it is in compliance with all '3-tier' regulations on both the Federal and State Government levels. 

How do you prevent underage purchases? 

Aside from the age check to enter this site and place an order, an adult of legal drinking MUST be present to accept the actual delivery.

What's the difference between Monet and Manet?

Monet painted locations while Manet painted people. But both loved vodka... probably.

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